A professor is sent to darkest Africa to
live with a primitive tribe.
He spends years with them, teaching them reading,
writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief
gives birth to a white child.
The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the
professor aside and says,
"Look here! You're the only white man we've
ever seen and this woman gives
birth to a white child. It doesn't take a
genius to figure out what happened!
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken.
What you have here is a natural occurrence,
what we in the civilized world call
an albino! Look at that field over there.
All of the sheep are white except for one black one.
Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said,
"Tell you what. You don't say
anything more about that sheep and I won't
say anything more about that white child."
Monday, April 30, 2007
The white kid
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Tambourine Man
"Then take me disappearin' through the smoke rings of my mind,
Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves,
The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach,
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow.
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free,
Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands,
With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves,
Let me forget about today until tomorrow"
Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves,
The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach,
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow.
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free,
Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands,
With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves,
Let me forget about today until tomorrow"
Quote
You see things; and you say, why? But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"
George Bernard Shaw
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Dead man walking
He swivels his head
Tears his eyes from the screen
As his past puts him back
in Atlantic City
There's not even a demon
in Heaven or Hell
Is it all just human disguise
As I walk down the aisle
And I'm gone gone gone
Now I'm older than movies
Let me dance away
Now I'm wiser than dreams
Let me fly fly fly
While I'm touching tomorrow
And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall
And I'm gone
Like I'm dancing on angels
And I'm gone through a crack in the past
Like a dead man walking
Like a dead man walking
Two young men dancing under the lamplight
Shaking their sex and their bones
And the boys that we were
An alien nation in therapy
Sliding naked and new
Like a bad tempered child
On a rain slicked street
And I'm gone gone gone
And I'm older than movies
Oh let me dance dance dance
Now I'm wiser than dreams
Let me fly fly fly
While I'm touching tomorrow
And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall
And I'm gone
And I'm gone, like I'm dancing on angels
And I'm gone, through the crack in the past
Like a dead man walking
Like a dead man walking
Like a dead man
Like a dead man walking
And I'm gone gone gone
Let me dance dance dance
And I'm gone gone gone
Let me dance dance dance
And I'm gone, like
I'm dancing on angels
And I'm gone, through a crack in the past
Like a dead man walking
Like a dead man walking
by DAVID BOWIE
Tears his eyes from the screen
As his past puts him back
in Atlantic City
There's not even a demon
in Heaven or Hell
Is it all just human disguise
As I walk down the aisle
And I'm gone gone gone
Now I'm older than movies
Let me dance away
Now I'm wiser than dreams
Let me fly fly fly
While I'm touching tomorrow
And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall
And I'm gone
Like I'm dancing on angels
And I'm gone through a crack in the past
Like a dead man walking
Like a dead man walking
Two young men dancing under the lamplight
Shaking their sex and their bones
And the boys that we were
An alien nation in therapy
Sliding naked and new
Like a bad tempered child
On a rain slicked street
And I'm gone gone gone
And I'm older than movies
Oh let me dance dance dance
Now I'm wiser than dreams
Let me fly fly fly
While I'm touching tomorrow
And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall
And I'm gone
And I'm gone, like I'm dancing on angels
And I'm gone, through the crack in the past
Like a dead man walking
Like a dead man walking
Like a dead man
Like a dead man walking
And I'm gone gone gone
Let me dance dance dance
And I'm gone gone gone
Let me dance dance dance
And I'm gone, like
I'm dancing on angels
And I'm gone, through a crack in the past
Like a dead man walking
Like a dead man walking
by DAVID BOWIE
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A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot ... But you can't!!!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!
I told you so, there's nothing you can do about it. Pass this on to your friends... They won't be able to do it either... Even mind over matter won't work.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!
I told you so, there's nothing you can do about it. Pass this on to your friends... They won't be able to do it either... Even mind over matter won't work.
Friday, April 27, 2007
Must see movies: My top 25
01. Forrest Gump
02. Rain Man
03. Schindler's List
04. Life Is Beautiful
05. Savior
06. The Professional
07. The shawshank redemption
08. The Truman Show
09. Dead Man Walking
10. Legends Of the fall
11. Serendipity
12. American Beauty
13. In the bedroom
14. Life as a house
15. A beautiful mind
16. The patriot
17. City of angels
18. Gandhi
19. Scent of a woman
20. The green mile
21. Pay it forward
22. Cinema Paradiso
23. Dead poets society
24. Mr. and Mr. Iyer
25. Good will hunting
02. Rain Man
03. Schindler's List
04. Life Is Beautiful
05. Savior
06. The Professional
07. The shawshank redemption
08. The Truman Show
09. Dead Man Walking
10. Legends Of the fall
11. Serendipity
12. American Beauty
13. In the bedroom
14. Life as a house
15. A beautiful mind
16. The patriot
17. City of angels
18. Gandhi
19. Scent of a woman
20. The green mile
21. Pay it forward
22. Cinema Paradiso
23. Dead poets society
24. Mr. and Mr. Iyer
25. Good will hunting
Prayer
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed. “But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.
My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship.”
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest’s house.
The priest’s two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking Parrots, and the female parrots say, “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, “Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!”
Dating etiquttes
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one, “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” she asked. “Just a minute, I have to go piss.”
The teacher replied, “That would be rude and impolite! What about you Sam, how would you say it?”
“I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I’ll be right back.”
The teacher responded, “That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table. And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show your good manners?”
“I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine whom I hope you’ll get to meet after dinner.”
Be careful
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
A good one:Smile
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket”.
The man said “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on”
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again . .. ….
“Your horse called up”
Is Hell exothermic or endothermic ?
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”
How business is done
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude should be positive
Tech support calls
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.”
**********************************************Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
**********************************************
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer : Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.
**********************************************
Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
**********************************************Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…
**********************************************Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and…
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.
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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?Female customer: A white one…
Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Software Companies in Bangladesh
Here is a partial list from different sources. Following includes outsourcing companies, offshore development houses and onshore development houses.
Please give me some more feedback about the software companies in Bangladesh.
- 20-20 Technologies Bangladesh Ltd.
- ATI limited
- Bangladesh Internet Press Limited
- Bangladesh Engineeirng & Technological Services
- BASE Limited
- bGlobal Sourcing
- BJIT Ltd
- Bording Vista
- Code71
- Color Experts International (CEI)
- Computer Ease Limited
- Double Barrel Design Consultancy
- Data Soft systems Bangladesh Limited
- Data Tank Solutions Limited
- Daud Information Technology Limited
- Desme Bangladesh
- Documenta TM LTD
- Doha Tech
- eDicte Tech Solutions Limited
- ePaymentSoft Solutions
- eGeneration Limited
- ENOSIS SOLUTIONS
- ERP systems Ltd
- EVOKNOW
- Genuity Systems Ltd
- Grameen software limited
- Graphics Associates
- IT MagNet
- Improsys
- The Jaxara IT Limited
- Jobs Outsourcing
- Kernel BD Corporation
- KAZ software Ltd
- Leadsoft Bangladesh ltd.
- M & H Informatics (BD) Ltd
- MAMTech Limited
- MAOS
- Millennium Information Solutions ltd
- Newage Infotech Services Limited
- Nilavo Technologies
- Onirban- Orion Technologies
- PageFlakes
- PyxisNet Limited
- Quantumcloud
- Rave Systems
- ReliSource Technologies Ltd
- Right Brain Solution
- SG Research and development Pvt Ltd.(Chittagong)
- Softedge Limited
- Soft Home
- Software People
- Somewhere in...
- South Tech Limited
- Spectrum Engineering Consortium Ltd
- Spinnovation Ltd.
- Star Computer Systems Ltd
- Stitel Outsourcing Ltd
- Sumcynet Ltd(Summit IT)
- Supreme Data Solutions Ltd
- Synesis IT
- Systech Digital Limited
- Tech Ants Ltd
- Technohaven Company Ltd
- The Decode Limited
- Tiger IT Bangladesh Limited
- Uniqa Software & Systems Ltd
- United IT global Net Ltd
- Upload Your Self
- Visual Magic Corporation
- Vonair Inc
- Win-Win Infosys Ltd
- Winux Systems limited
Please give me some more feedback about the software companies in Bangladesh.
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